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December 2011
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Howdy Doody
I said, “Howdy doody to you!” And she said something in Arabic, something my ears couldn’t follow but my balls understood like lightning.
“Oy, oy, oy what a pair of boobies!”
Note: this is an excerpt from a recently found used book
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November 2011
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Postcard from the South
Dear Walter,
I am writing you this email because having good cell phone service is a luxury that is not seen in the south. I have a officially seen it all. I’ve had a toothless, eye patch wearing, meth head ask me out by a bathroom outside a circle. I’ve seen the only black guy in a redneck bar sing the Bee Gee’s “How deep is your love” which lead to finding not...